All about Sri Lanka: April 2009

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Scholarship Opportunity for Sri Lankan Students

Subject: Scholarship Opportunity for Sri Lankan Citizens
Date: Tue, 28 Apr 2009 16:36:17 +0100
From: Coyle, Louise

Dear Sir/Madam

The National University of Ireland, Galway is currently accepting
applications for the *International Scholarship Programme.*

The Programme is aimed at developing the capacity of outstanding
individuals who can assume leadership roles in their fields of study and
whose work will enhance the development of their own society. Awardees
are required to return and give service to their home country for a
minimum of 3 years on completion of their postgraduate studies at NUI
Galway.

The Scholarship provides recipients with EUR15,000 for living expenses
and in addition covers the cost of tuition fees. This programme is open
to applicants from *Ethiopia**, * South Africa and *Sri Lanka*.
Applications should be received before *15^th May 2009.*

The International Affairs Office is currently accepting applications.
You may be aware of suitable applicants in your institution or you may
have been contacted by suitable candidates who would benefit from being
referred to the International Scholarship Programme. I would ask that
you circulate information regarding the scholarship to suitable
applicants.

Further information regarding the NUI Galway International Scholarship
Programme including the scholarship guidelines, application form,
minimum entry requirements and list of approved courses can be
downloaded at http://www.nuigalwa y.ie/internation al/fees/scholars hips.html

I look forward to your co-operation in promoting this programme to
suitable applicants. Please do not hesitate to contact us for further
information. Queries can be addressed to international@ nuigalway. ie
<mailto:international@ nuigalway. ie>

Best wishes

Louise Coyle
International Affairs Office
NUI Galway
7 Distillery Rd
Galway
Ireland

We see no difference !

This was distributed among my UK friends....

We are Sri Lankans !!!

We are Sri Lankans !!! We can live together!

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

FOR SHE FOR ME

He truth of LTTE

Monday, April 27, 2009

Miss Universe interview

RECENT MISS UNIVERSE INTERVIEW

MISS WORLD Questions- AMERICA

Question: Ms America , how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms America : Well, I can say that male organs in Americaare like
gentlemen.

Question: How can you say so?

Ms America : Because it stands every time it sees a
woman.........................

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(Applause! Applause!)

SPAIN

Question: Ms Spain , how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms Spain : Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or
Toro (Bull)

Question: How can you say so?

Ms Spain : Because it charges every time it sees an opening....

(Applause! Applause!)

PHILIPPINES

Question: Ms Philippines , how do you describe a male organ in your
country?

Ms Philippines : Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like
gossip or rumors.

Question: How can you say so?

Ms Philippines : Because it passes from mouth to mouth......

(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)

SAUDI ARABIA

Question: Ms Soudi Arabia , how do you describe a male organ in your
country?

Ms Saudi : Well, I can say that male organs in Saudi are like thieves.

Question: How can you say so?

Ms Saudi : Because they like to enter through the back door.....

(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

MALAYSIA

Question: Ms Malaysia , how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms Malaysia : Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysiaare like Proton
car.

Question: How can you say so?

Ms Malaysia : Look tough but actually very
soft............................

(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! )

SRI LANKA

Question; Miss Sri Lanka, How do you describe a male organ in your
country?

Ms Sri Lanka; Well, I can say that male organs in Sri Lanka are like
claymore bombs of LTTE.

Question; How can you say so?

Ms Sri Lanka; It is manufactured with an embossed statatement that
"Towards Enemy" & mostly activated in buses & trains!!!
( Applause ! Qualified for the next round !!!)

Natasha Perera New Pictures..

Friday, April 24, 2009

BRILIENT:MADE IN SRI LANKA

        Condom

Crisis.......................................................

        General Musharaf, President of Pakistan was awoken at 4am by the telephone.

        "Jannab, its the Minister of Health here. Sorry to bother you at this hour
        but there is an emergency! I've just received word that the Durex factory
        in Rawalpindi has burned to the ground. It is estimated that the entire
        Pakistani supply of condoms will be gone by the end of the week."

        Musharaf: "What a disaster! The economy will never be able to cope with all
        those unwanted babies- we'll be ruined!"

        Minister: "We're going to have to ship some condoms in from abroad..."

        Musharaf: "India...?"

        Minister: "No chance!! The tabloids will have a field day on this one!"

        Musharaf: "What about Sri Lanka?"

        Minister: "Maybe- but we don't want them to know that we are stuck. Call
        the Sri Lankan President, Mahinda- tell him we need one million condoms;
        colored gold and green; ten inches long and eight inches thick!
That way
        they'll know how big the Pakis really are!!"

        Miyan Musharaf called Mahinda, who agreed to help the Pakis out in their hour of need.

        Three days later a flight arrived in Islamabad- full of boxes. A delighted
        Gen. Musharaf rushed out to open the boxes. He found condoms; 10 inches long; 8 inches thick, all colored
        green and gold. He then noticed in small writing on each and every one........:

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        > >>MADE IN SRI LANKA
        > >>SIZE: SMALL


        MORAL OF THE STORY :-DON'T TRY TO F'_ _ _    AROUND WITH
SRILANKANS!

Sirith Maldama - Office Version

He he heeeeeeeeeeee

This is really good

* * *
God decided to encourage people to have less children and introduced an
award scheme.
During the procedure at one point he concentrated on learning about the
situation in Sri Lanka:
He first met J.R.Jayewardene in heaven, and asked him how many children he
had during his time on earth. J.R. replied only one! Happy with the
relatively good family planning adopted, God awarded J.R. with a Mercedes
Benz!
R. Premadasa was next, and God asked the same question. He replied he had
two children, and the God thought this is not the best, so he gave
Premadasa a cheaper car, a Toyota.
S.W.R.D. Bandaranaike was next in line. God was not pleased to hear that
he had three children, and gave him a Morris Eight as a kind of
punishment.
Sometime later, the three (J.R, Preme and Banda) going around in their new
cars, saw D. S. Senanayake on foot!
Wondering what went wrong, they asked why God hadn't been merciful with
him. D.S. replied with anger, "God did not even ask me! Some idiot had
told him that I was the father of the nation!"

* * *
Three dead bodies
Three dead bodies turned up at the morgue, all with very big smiles on
their faces.
The coroner called the police inspector, to show him what has happened.
"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure whilst making love to
his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, inspector," says the coroner.
"Second body : Irishman , 25, won 10,000 pounds on the lottery, spent it
all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
"Ah", says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Sri Lankan
politician, 40, struck by lightning" "Why is he smiling then?" asks the
inspector.
"He thought he was having his picture taken."