Event: An insect falls into a mug of beer...
Reactions:
Englishman:
Throws his mug away and walks out
American:
Takes the insect out and drinks the beer
Chinese:
Eats the insect and throws the beer away
Japanese:
Drinks the beer with insect as it is coming free
Sri Lankan:
Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new
mug of beer. ......INTELLIGENT SRI LANKANS
Pakistani:
-Accuses India for throwing insect into his beer
-Relates the issue to Kashmir
-Asks the Chinese for Military aid
-Takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer
Is that ?
ReplyDeleteIndian:
Sells the beer to the American and insect to the
Chinese and gets a new mug of beer. ......INTELLIGENT INDIANS
//Chinese:
ReplyDeleteEats the insect and throws the beer away //
:)