BRILIENT:MADE IN SRI LANKA

Condom  Crisis.......................................................                 General Musharaf, President of Pakistan was awoken at 4am by the telephone.                 "Jannab, its the Minister of Health here.  Sorry to bother you at this hour          but there is an emergency!  I've just received word that the Durex  factory         in Rawalpindi has burned to the ground. It is estimated that the entire         Pakistani supply of condoms will be gone by the end of the week."                 Musharaf: "What a disaster! The economy will never be able to cope with all         those unwanted babies- we'll be ruined!"                 Minister: "We're going to have to ship some condoms in from abroad..."                 Musharaf: "India...?"                 Minister: "No chance!! The tabloids will have a field day on this one!"                 Musharaf: "What about Sri Lanka?"                 Minister: "Maybe- but we don't want them to know that we are stuck. Call         the Sri Lankan President, Mahinda- tell him we need one million condoms;         colored gold and green; ten inches long and  eight inches thick! That way         they'll know how big the Pakis really are!!"                 Miyan Musharaf called Mahinda, who agreed to help the Pakis out in their hour of need.                 Three days later a flight arrived in Islamabad- full of boxes. A delighted         Gen. Musharaf rushed out to open the boxes. He found condoms; 10 inches long; 8 inches thick, all colored         green and gold. He then noticed in small writing on each and every one........:                 > >>         > >>.         > >>         > >>.         > >>.         > >>         > >>         > >>         > >>         > >>         > >>         > >>         > >>         > >>         > >>         > >>         > >>         > >>         > >>         > >>MADE IN SRI LANKA         > >>SIZE: SMALL                         MORAL OF THE STORY :-DON'T  TRY  TO F'_ _ _    AROUND WITH SRILANKANS!