This is really good

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God decided to encourage people to have less children and  introduced an
award scheme.
During the procedure at one point he concentrated on learning about the
situation in Sri Lanka:
He first  met J.R.Jayewardene in heaven, and asked him how many children he
had  during his time on earth. J.R. replied only one! Happy with the
relatively  good family planning adopted, God awarded J.R. with a Mercedes
Benz!
R. Premadasa was next, and God asked the same  question. He replied he had
two children, and the God thought this is not  the best, so he gave
Premadasa a cheaper car, a Toyota.
S.W.R.D.  Bandaranaike was next in line. God was not pleased to hear that
he had  three children, and gave him a Morris Eight as a kind of
punishment.
Sometime later, the three (J.R, Preme and Banda) going  around in their new
cars, saw D. S. Senanayake on foot!
Wondering  what went wrong, they asked why God hadn't been merciful with
him. D.S.  replied with anger, "God did not even ask me! Some idiot had
told him  that I was the father of the  nation!"


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Three  dead bodies
Three dead bodies turned up at the morgue, all with very big  smiles on
their faces.
The coroner called the police inspector, to show him  what has happened.
"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart  failure whilst making love to
his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, inspector," says the coroner.
"Second body : Irishman , 25, won  10,000 pounds on the lottery, spent it
all on whisky. Died of alcohol  poisoning, hence the smile."
"Ah", says the coroner, "this is the most  unusual one. Sri Lankan
politician, 40, struck by lightning" "Why is he  smiling then?" asks the
inspector.
"He thought he was having his  picture taken."