Adam & Eve are Sri Lankans

 

An  Englishman, a Frenchman and a Sri Lankan Economist, are viewing a
painting  of Adam and Eve, frolicking in the Garden of Eden.

"Look at their  reserve, their calm?" muses the Englishman.  "They MUST be
English!"

"Nonsense," says  the Frenchman.  "They are both naked and beautiful.  They
MUST be  French!"

"You  are both wrong," says the Sri Lankan Economist.  "They have no
clothes,  and no shelter.  They have only one apple, for both of them to
eat.  Yet they are being told, that they are in Paradise.  Clearly, they
ARE Sri Lankans!"